Seriously, have you seen the price of candy? Are you looking for unique and sarcastic Halloween greetings? Make them “snicker” with this funny and sarcastic Halloween card. Add it to a Halloween gift bag or basket!

OUTSIDE:

“this halloween, i think ill just set out a big empty bowl that says take one. that way all the kids will think some jerk took it all”

INSIDE:

blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

INCLUDES

A2 size (4.25 x 5.5″) card printed on matte card stock – landscape orientation.

A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope

DISCOUNTS

• 3 cards for $13
• 6 cards for $26
• 9 cards for $39
• 15 cards for $65

above discounts are automatically applied at checkout

• are they all so awesome you can’t narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more!
• must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout

SHIPPING

• all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
• orders of 5 cards or less – NO TRACKING – think letter with a stamp.
• orders of 6 cards or more – TRACKING INCLUDED – no upgrade needed.
• want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8.

Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases – many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven’t received it after 14 business days of shipping.